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Adalynne Rohks
Federal Navy Academy Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2012.07.11 00:00:00 -
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I'd say that it was because of the alcohol, but we'd all know I was lying. That mustache is just too irresistable. |

Adalynne Rohks
Federal Navy Academy Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2012.07.12 06:58:00 -
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Mizhir wrote:Best night in my life!
I agree! Both of you were great! |

Adalynne Rohks
Federal Navy Academy Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2012.07.12 07:45:00 -
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Ivy Romanova wrote:Adalynne Rohks wrote:Mizhir wrote:Best night in my life! I agree! Both of you were great! I sure hoped it was great for you because it was TERRIBLE for me
At least I don't look like the last person you slept with |

Adalynne Rohks
Federal Navy Academy Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2012.07.16 02:34:00 -
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You...?! Again...?!?! Every time I stay til last call, something terrible happens. |

Adalynne Rohks
Federal Navy Academy Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2012.07.16 04:54:00 -
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Where exactly do I swipe my credit card? |

Adalynne Rohks
Federal Navy Academy Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2012.07.16 06:52:00 -
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That'll be $5,000. And no, I don't take checks. |

Adalynne Rohks
Federal Navy Academy Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2012.07.16 18:24:00 -
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Wow. Normally when this kind of thing happens, I scream and run out of the room. This time, I might stick around awhile. |

Adalynne Rohks
Federal Navy Academy Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2012.07.17 20:03:00 -
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No, I won't give you a ride to school! Take a taxi! |

Adalynne Rohks
Federal Navy Academy Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2012.07.18 09:38:00 -
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Never. Ever. Call me Daddy again.....
edit: Dammit. You beat me to it. That was supposed to be for Alice's "mommy/daddy didn't love me look" |

Adalynne Rohks
Federal Navy Academy Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2012.07.18 21:09:00 -
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Did I do that to you?! We'd better get you to a doctor, right away. You're not gonna sue me, are you? |

Adalynne Rohks
Federal Navy Academy Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2012.07.19 02:58:00 -
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Sure, we can go again, but first, I'm gonna need you to put your Han Solo costume back on... It's the only way I can do this... |

Adalynne Rohks
Federal Navy Academy Gallente Federation
38
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Posted - 2012.07.19 05:24:00 -
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Of course I trust you.... I just think it'd be alot sexier if these cuffs you gave me to put on didn't already have blood on them... |

Adalynne Rohks
Federal Navy Academy Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2012.07.20 05:09:00 -
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Is this how low I've sunk, now...? I think I'm gonna go to church and find god, or something. I really need help. |

Adalynne Rohks
Federal Navy Academy Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2012.07.20 23:04:00 -
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Damn. I thought for sure that would kill you. So much for that Will I had you sign last night...
Time to dig gold somewhere else, I suppose. |

Adalynne Rohks
Tax Evasion Anonymous
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Posted - 2012.07.22 08:02:00 -
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Aren't you thankful? |

Adalynne Rohks
Tax Evasion Anonymous
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Posted - 2012.07.22 18:46:00 -
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It's like we're perfect for eachother! After a full night of fornication, I prefer a good brisk bible study to get my day started. How about we read Leviticus, today? |

Adalynne Rohks
Tax Evasion Anonymous
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Posted - 2012.07.23 04:06:00 -
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WoW. That's the first time anybody's made me literally cross-eyed. |

Adalynne Rohks
Tax Evasion Anonymous
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Posted - 2012.07.23 07:30:00 -
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Judging by the look on your face... I'm guessing that last night didn't go as well as you'd hoped.....? |

Adalynne Rohks
Tax Evasion Anonymous
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Posted - 2012.07.23 17:14:00 -
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What the hell... I specifically asked them to send a blonde in a cop costume...
And how did I not notice this until now? |

Adalynne Rohks
Tax Evasion Anonymous
70
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Posted - 2012.07.24 22:04:00 -
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Why didn't you just tell me you were gay? That could've saved us alot of awkwardness. |

Adalynne Rohks
Tax Evasion Anonymous
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Posted - 2012.07.25 05:08:00 -
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Tatoo'd asian pirate secs! Yay!
(or are you south american....? hard to tell..... oh well.)
Yay! |

Adalynne Rohks
Tax Evasion Anonymous
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Posted - 2012.07.25 10:34:00 -
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AAAAHHHCCCKKK!!!!!
*jumps out of 4th story window* |

Adalynne Rohks
Tax Evasion Anonymous
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Posted - 2012.07.26 19:58:00 -
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You druggies will do anything for another hit..... |

Adalynne Rohks
Tax Evasion Anonymous
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Posted - 2012.07.27 03:44:00 -
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Is there anyone here you haven't "woken up" with?! |

Adalynne Rohks
Tax Evasion Anonymous
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Posted - 2012.07.27 23:01:00 -
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Good thing, too. Tell the cops about any of this, and you'll be swimmin with the fishes, see? |

Adalynne Rohks
Tax Evasion Anonymous
94
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Posted - 2012.07.28 06:39:00 -
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Genetic defects caused by generations of inbreeding aren't considered STD's, right...?
I better see a doctor, just in case..... |

Adalynne Rohks
Tax Evasion Anonymous
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Posted - 2012.07.30 19:57:00 -
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Time for Bible study again!!! Yay! |

Adalynne Rohks
Tax Evasion Anonymous
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Posted - 2012.07.30 21:14:00 -
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Please...! No more punishment....! I promise I'll be a good girl..... *passes out |

Adalynne Rohks
Tax Evasion Anonymous
134
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Posted - 2012.07.31 03:16:00 -
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ow. Ow! OOOOWWWW!!! WTF are you doing?! Where'd you learn that?! Is it supposed to hurt like this?! |

Adalynne Rohks
Tax Evasion Anonymous
141
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Posted - 2012.07.31 20:55:00 -
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Oh hey. Want breakfast?
Take a ******* taxi then, *****! |

Adalynne Rohks
Tax Evasion Anonymous
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Posted - 2012.08.01 10:46:00 -
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Don't worry. I actually felt the same way the first few times this happened to me. You get used to it. |

Adalynne Rohks
Tax Evasion Anonymous
153
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Posted - 2012.08.03 05:18:00 -
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Hmmm.... something's amiss... I don't think this is the same person I went to sleep with... |

Adalynne Rohks
Tax Evasion Anonymous
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Posted - 2012.08.04 05:52:00 -
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Denial will do you no good, here. You know you liked it. |

Adalynne Rohks
Tax Evasion Anonymous
157
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Posted - 2012.08.04 09:57:00 -
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I don't know what all the noise is about, but I think I'm just gonna lie back down and pretend to be asleep. |

Adalynne Rohks
Tax Evasion Anonymous
159
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Posted - 2012.08.05 02:32:00 -
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You brought monkeys this time? Sweet! It's been years since I tried that! |

Adalynne Rohks
Tax Evasion Anonymous
159
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Posted - 2012.08.05 06:20:00 -
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Why the face? It's only a period.....
Should I have mentioned this sooner? |

Adalynne Rohks
Tax Evasion Anonymous
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Posted - 2012.08.11 08:52:00 -
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Looks like a rough hangover you got, there |

Adalynne Rohks
Aliastra Gallente Federation
179
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Posted - 2012.08.11 18:50:00 -
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You said your name was Hammer...? That explains alot. I think you should go home now... |

Adalynne Rohks
Aliastra Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2012.08.11 18:55:00 -
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Well, the roster at the old folks' home where I picked him up said his name was "Timothy". I think I may have gone to the wrong room. |

Adalynne Rohks
Suddenly Ninjas Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service
185
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Posted - 2012.08.13 08:07:00 -
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I do believe that waking up with those goggles in my face is the most frightening thing I've experienced in years.
Couldn't you at least take those off when you go to sleep? |

Adalynne Rohks
Suddenly Ninjas Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service
191
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Posted - 2012.08.14 04:45:00 -
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I'm telling your probation officer on you..... |

Adalynne Rohks
Suddenly Ninjas Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service
191
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Posted - 2012.08.14 05:29:00 -
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It's alright. The cops should be here shortly. |

Adalynne Rohks
Suddenly Ninjas Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service
191
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Posted - 2012.08.14 05:59:00 -
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Duuuuude... You've been passed out here for two years. I got married, had kids, and made millions on the internet. Your family was in a terrible accident last year, and they all died. Aliens also invaded and rule us now with an iron thumb.
So... now that we're all caught up... are you gonna catch a taxi, or should you call someone for a ride? |

Adalynne Rohks
Suddenly Ninjas Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service
223
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Posted - 2012.08.29 06:26:00 -
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No.
I will not allow you to put your action figures anywhere near that. |

Adalynne Rohks
Suddenly Ninjas Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service
226
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Posted - 2012.08.29 21:07:00 -
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Dear lord... did you really dye your beard red, while I was asleep...? |

Adalynne Rohks
Suddenly Ninjas Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service
226
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Posted - 2012.08.31 06:12:00 -
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Ode to Joy? |

Adalynne Rohks
Suddenly Ninjas Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service
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Posted - 2012.09.03 01:40:00 -
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Well that was fun. Don't worry. That pain in your ass will go away in a day or three. |

Adalynne Rohks
Suddenly Ninjas Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service
233
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Posted - 2012.09.03 11:18:00 -
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Hmm... well... you can bring butter, I guess. But only if you bring lots of bacon, too. And toast. Yeah. With jelly on it. |

Adalynne Rohks
Suddenly Ninjas Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service
233
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Posted - 2012.09.05 01:40:00 -
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Agent Akari, I have your mission, for you.
NO!
STOP!!!
No more fooling around! This is super sekrit stuff here! I'm super serious! |

Adalynne Rohks
Suddenly Ninjas Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service
233
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Posted - 2012.09.05 15:00:00 -
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Why, lord.....?? WHHHHHYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*does best Shawshank Redemption impression |

Adalynne Rohks
Suddenly Ninjas Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service
239
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Posted - 2012.09.07 17:10:00 -
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Dammit. What the hell kind of club was that, anyway?
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Adalynne Rohks
Suddenly Ninjas Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service
239
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Posted - 2012.09.17 08:20:00 -
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My standards.....
where....
have they....
gone..........??? |
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